doodlemaier: (Default)
Hear Mike Babble!

Voice over IP is a beautiful thing, indeed! Only giving Mike my work number the day he asked for my updated cell number was a stroke of sheer genius on my part - this fuck just doesn't give up, just won't go away. But now, rather than sitting through 15 minutes of him babble on and on and on about how fucked up Scotty and Mrs. Lebowski are (and what I should and shouldn't be doing about it) or alternately deleting his messages forthright and unheard I simply point, right-click and save as . . . and voila! Every 70meg's or so, burn a copy to CD of "Mr. P's Stupidest Hits" (volumes I thru ∞, at this rate) and send it to him in the mail - for Christmas, maybe!

(Phone's ringin', dude!)

Too bad I can't see Mike mind his own fuggin' bud'ness!
doodlemaier: (PartyDevil)
. . . he doesn't have access to the intarweb, or a Live Journal to dump his mental effluent so I guess the voicemail on my telephone at work will have to do.
doodlemaier: (MeanDean)
7 messages from 'mayor' Mike last night. He sounds mad at me . . . .aw! But it's only because he can't deal with his own mind. Current subjects of obsession include:
∙ Scotts shelves
∙ Playing music with [livejournal.com profile] kafrin67 and/or Scotty (his fantasy, not mine)
∙ the 'glass incident' (again, none of my concern)
∙ various people who he fears view him as an idiot, laugh at him, etc. (Gee, I wonder why!)
∙ an overriding concern with our inability to change the past.
∙ A slew of other circular arguments that I could care less about
All messages are saved in the case that I feel the need to make a harassment issue of it, which is why I only gave him my work number and not my cell (and back then he promised not to call obsessively - I hate when I know people better than they know themselves). Secure people wouldn't let this kind of thing bother them, sane people would find a more productive and healthy way of dealing with it besides a series of phone calls in the middle of the night - what a punk!. The thing is when Mike's cool he can be really cool. I've observed for years how his neurosis is cyclical, but lately I'm starting to see an old familiar pattern -




If people would only exercise some modicum of self-control we wouldn't need laws to moderate everyones' picky-uni behavioral issues. But for all else, there's nothing like a good old fashioned ass-whipping for holding one accountable for their actions.
doodlemaier: (Default)
I suggested to Mike (the new mayor of Annandale) that he might consider volunteering for a charitable organization so as to channel his obsessive cumpulsion to clean and organize other peoples' things rather than wasting his efforts on Scotty (who, very obviously, doesn't appreciate it). I wasn't received very well, "Fuck that, I make all kinds of money, I ain't doin' shit for free!". So it would seem that the cumpulsion isn't so much for order, but rather centers around my house, or Scotty's personal problems.

Or, as is more likely, he's not interested in helping anyone unless it stirs up trouble.

Perhaps instead of exchanging gifts this year at Chrispmas folks should exchange personal problems to solve for each other.
doodlemaier: (Default)
The way you're up our ass about the renovations at Medford you ought to just take that leap and start the Older Residential Annandale Homeowners Association (ORAHA!) I'm not sure that gives your obsessive compulsions any real credibility, but it sure seems that other obsessive/compulsives get a lot of mileage from HOA's when it comes to minding the business of their neighbors.

Or, maybe we should just nominate you for Mayor!

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