Dear John, the politician

[doodlemaier]

We have an amusing little game we play here in the sticks where we drink from our beerz everytime someone like you tells a lie on tevay. You may've heard of these, so called "drinking" games. . .

drinking. . . not blinking

Please make a note of it!

Here's to fair contests, mud or whatever's in your eye, and may the best man win!


~Mean Dean, former plumber