Ha' Hallowe' at Medford (a play in two parts)

[doodlemaier]

Part I
Brother Tyson: Where are all the trick o' treaters?

I: We don't have those anymore. . .

Brother Tyson: Whatya' mean we dont have those anymore?

I: Tyson, the demographics of this neighborhood have shifted considerably in the last ten years. We live in a cultural blast zone. . .

Brother Tyson: D'fuck are you talkin' about?!

I: We used to get a few trick o' treaters but I guess we ate 'em all.

Part II

Tyson decides to take it upon himself to drum up some trick o' treaters, and so dons a Gene Simmons mask and takes a couple of bags of candy out to the end of the driveway and starts passing it out to kids chasing them down the street with it.

I: Keepin' the lil' deviants away from the house?

Brother Tyson: Ha! Yeah, I guess so. . . (to a tall girl in a devil costume with flashing light-up horns) Here ya' go, Sweetie. . .

I: Hey, you can't give candy to her! She has grown woman boobs!

Brother Tyson: D'oh~!

The End

Comments

LOL

[ivorydamsel.livejournal.com]

Bravo!

Re: LOL

[deansavatar.livejournal.com]

::bows:: deeply. . .

I only wish that Brother Tyson could be here tonight to make this curtain call with me, but the last time I saw him was this morning when he handed me the keys to his van and said he was on his way into court.

[deansavatar.livejournal.com]

Next year we're handing out bottled beer, disposable razors, and condoms!

[fenixinthedark.livejournal.com]

Prolly go over better, considering the bros pals. ;-)

[ladysoleil.livejournal.com]

If that is truly the case, I will be at your house next Halloween. ;)

[helcat.livejournal.com]

oh, pretty please?

[invisiblesound.livejournal.com]

thats awesome. heh.