The South has risen again . . .

[doodlemaier]

Not in the sense, though, of slavery which has now been privatized and available to every citizen, black, white, or whatever, willing to carry a balance on their credit card. Also not in the sense of the resurgence in aristocracy brought to us in the form of the Bush crime cartel's brand of corporatism (although these may be the more insidious vehicles of such). Through the simple, garden variety forces of cultural attrition Dixie is slowly colonizing the northern Atlantic states one gun rack-laden SUV (the pick-up truck of the 21st century) at a time. So we're re-naming the states accordingly:

• Delabama (heh heh, the 1st state. Also, Wilmington - credit card capital of the east, rivalled only in the entire U.S. by Rapid City, SD. Hmmmmmmmm)
• Pennsyltucky
• New Jersiana (no one's safe!)

and, as of yesterday and thanks to majormagik we've added
• New Yorkolina! to our little confederacy.

My question is who's next?
Manasachusetts or Connectinooga?