Dear people with poor penmanship . . .

[doodlemaier]

Please refrain from pencil-whipping things out for the mail that genuinely hold meaning for you, or you otherwise expect others to be able to interpret. With recent technological advancements a myriad of ways of standardizing our correspondence are currently available. Even for the less technically astute there are still type writers - please use them or hire a competent secretary.

That is all.

Comments

[ex-lotusmant250.livejournal.com]

hey, i just tried to call you and your phone screamed weird tones in my ear! did you get my message??

hieroglyphics r fun!

[ex-lotusmant250.livejournal.com]

did ya get a good letter to translate there, bro?

The fuckin' Rosetta stone

[deansavatar.livejournal.com]

They scrawl these things out in the margins of donations they make as tributes to loved ones (I get a lot of these) - in cuniform! Some people who are obviously in advanced stages of Parkinsons write more legibly! SO I spend a lot of time typing approximations into a database fishing for 'hit' . . .

Sorry about my phone. . . . uh yeah that shit sounds like Mars Attacks. If it's Next-smells way of telling me to pay my bill I'm jumping ship! But, yes, I did get your message!, Thank you.

my pleasure.

[ex-lotusmant250.livejournal.com]

hey, i wanted to speak with you about your experience with working with hospice... what do you do, and how do you feel about it??? but i really wanted to ask you all of these things over the phone... :p so maybe i'll leave the rest until we speak.