Your Vice President . . .

[doodlemaier]

. . . squeezed $500 out of his black little heart to benefit the terminally ill and the practice of palliative medicine in the DC metropolitan area (because, God knows, he's the source of a lot of pain in these hee'ah pahts!), and I'm gonna have to issue him a receipt addressed to "The Honorable and Mrs. Richard Cheney" . . . egh!

Way to go, Dick!